Beauty School Drop-out Lyrics - Singles - Glenn Frey

Your story's sad to tell, a teenage ne'er-do-well 

Most mixed up non-delinquent on the block 

Your future's so unclear now, what's left of your career now 

Can't even get a trade-in on your smock 

Beauty school drop-out, no graduation day for you 

Beauty school drop-out, missed your midterms and flunked shampoo 

Well at least you could have taken time to wash and clean your clothes up 

After spending all that dough to have the doctor fix your nose up 

Baby get moving (better get moving), why keep your feeble hopes alive 

What are you proving (what are you proving)? 

You've got the dream, but not the drive 

If you go for your diploma, you could join a steno pool 

Turn in your teasin' comb and go back to highschool 

Beauty school drop-out, hangin' around the corner store 

Beauty school drop-out, it's about time you knew the score 

Well they couldn't teach you anything, you think you're such a looker 

But no customer would go to you, unless she was a hooker 

Baby don't sweat it (don't sweat it), you're not cut out to hold the job 

Better forget it (forget it), who wants their hair done by a slob 

Now your bangs are curled, your lashes twirled, and still the world is cruel 

Wipe off that angel face and go back to highschool 

Baby don't blow it, don't put my good advice to shame 

Baby you know it, even Dear Abby's say the same 

Now I've called the shot, get off the pot, I really gotta fly 

Gotta be goin' to that maltshop in the sky 

Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool 

Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool 

Beauty school drop-out, go back to highschool 

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