The Large Genitals Song Lyrics - Singles - God Gettin Funky

(chorus) - i've got large genitals, that i show to elderly women, at the 

cost of 5 dollars a head. i've got large genitals, bigger than your 

mother's, and i just showed them to a guy named Fred. 

oh lord. it's hard to be blessed like this: large testicles, and a large 

penis. who could ask for anything more? they're lyin' when they say size 

doesn't matter. imagine how hard it is on my bladder. i can't go sideways 

through my front door. 

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there's a million uses for my dick. i whip it out, and locks i can pick. 

like a swiss army knife only bigger. it likes a martini with a twist of 

lime. it's a philanthropist, and it fights crime. did you know that george 

burke is a wigger? 

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