You Knows I Loves You Lyrics - Greatest Hits - Goldie Lookin Chain

I'm gonna make you sweat 

The way a pig sweats on a hot day 

'Cos I'm feelin' real sexy, baby, real sexy, ooh yeah 

That's right, I'm gonna put me a sexy video on 

I'm gonna massage some oil into my body, baby 

'Cos I'm gonna get tight with you, yeah 

I wanna take you to Mc Donalds with a candle 

Girl, it's my love you can't handle 

I see you walkin' on the way home from work 

Your Tesco tunic really drives me berserk 

I'm for real, it ain't no quirk 

My love is lurkin' the way a rapist would lurk 

In a bush, or a car park in town 

I bought you this necklace, it cost me 12 pounds 

From Argos, Elizabeth Duke 

Maybe you're the skywalker to my luke 

The Darth to the Vader, Flip Over the Crossfader 

I'll serenade you with a bag of space raiders 

Or Walkers or Smiths or maybe even Quavers 

'Cos my love for you is like drugs for ravers 

With glowsticks and funny hats on 

I loves you more than I loves my bong 

Fantasy 

You and me baby 

You and me baby 

Oh, you fuckin' knows I love you right 

But the thing is it's like this 

You see, I can feel it inside 

I can't explain how it feels 

My sexual love is for real 

Girl, you knows it's true, like Milli Vanilli 

I'll buy you ten fags on a daytrip to Caerphilly 

I'm after your heart, oh, don't you see? 

And your three kids doesn't bother me 

You know 

I'll give you a rose, pull out your chair when we eat 

Fuck I can't, in McDonalds it's a bolted seat 

Don't matter 'cos I'm here with you 

With a medium value meal and a chocolate sundae too 

Later on I'll come and help you sign on 

I'll stare into your eyes, the housin' benefits gone wrong 

Don't worry, baby it won't take too long 

I'm just sittin', I'm just waitin', I'm just writin' this song 

You know that, time passes and I'm lovin' every second 

Buyin' chips for you is as lovely as I reckoned 

You're Victoria Spice, I'm David Beckham 

If you were Dellboy, I'd be the streets of Peckham 

Why don't you come to me? Why can't you see? 

My love for you is like Matt Bolan to a tree 

Dance with me 

You and me, baby 

You and me, baby 

Tonight 

I'll take you for a ride, we won't go far 

You've been runnin' through my mind like a shinin' star 

We've got plenty of time to make sweet love 

"Cos tonight's the night we take off the glove 

You know what I mean, you're takin' the pill 

Don't worry, I'll sort out the bill 

Supported by the DHSS 

With family allowance, we'll sort out the mess 

What's it gonna take to get your attention? 

A tracksuit and gold chain and semi erection 

Say no more, I can feel the tear 

You can smokes my fags and drinks my beer 

I'll never want another like I want you 

To prove my love, I gotta tattoo, on my bollocks 

I was gonna have your name but I only got initials 

'Cos I couldn't stand the pain 

My physical love 

You and me baby 

You and me baby 

Tonight 

The emotional reality 

You're the nicest lookin' woman outside of my sexmags 

Especially with your makeup, when your wearin' your Gladrags 

I gotta tell you, I gotta let you know 

I wanna buy you trips down the Mecca, Bingo 

We'll sit together, get four in a row 

And win a China dog and with it too a family show 

This is romance, how it should be done 

When it's you and me together, it can only spell fun 

We'll walk together, buy some meat in the market 

I'll piss on the car, you'll smile and park it 

I've got to tell you about somethin' I think 

Without you and my chain I'm the weakest link 

So get down, baby, and feel my love 

I'll get you drunk in Weatherspoons, into a bush I shove 

I'll have a grope and get the last bus 

A romantic date, just the two of us 

Yeah, one time 

You and me baby 

You and me baby 

Tonight 

Electrical Love 

You and me baby 

You and me baby 

Tonight 

I'm feeling kind of, kind of sexy, baby 

What say you put on that exercise video 

And I'll watch you sweat? Oh yeah 

That damn video with Felicity Kendal 

Damn, you can shit, baby 

And your makin' me feel kinda itchy 

And damn, I'm gonna go put the mask and gloves on 

Oh, yeah, yeah 

Take 'em off, baby 

Just take them 

Fuck the music 

Take them off 

Just, oh, freak this shit, man 

Turn the fuckin' tape off, man