[bonus Track] Lyrics - Good Clean Fun

[Issa:] Hi there, this is Mr. Issa from Good Clean Fun 

You might remember me from such albums as Shopping for a Crew, 

On the Streets Saving the Scene From the Forces of Evil 

and Straight Outta Hardcore 

I'm here to talk to you today about SEX 

[Kelly:] Issa it says S-X-E 

[Issa:] Oh, right, I'm here to talk to you about straight edge 

Straight edge isn't for everyone 

But I want to tell you what it's important to me 

There are a lot of different reasons and it changed over the years 

Back when I was 16 I was really angry 

about all the peer pressure to smoke, to do drugs, and alcohol 

Straight edge was there to tell me I wasn't alone in thinking it was okay not to drink 

There were other people out there who wanted to live poison free 

Now that I'm 25 

[Kelly:] Actually you're closer to 35 

[Issa:] Hey, young till I die 

Anyway, now that I'm older I'm still deeply disturbed 

by the cigarette and alcohol companies 

They lie about health and other dangers 

They portray women and men badly 

And they specifically target children and poor people 

They are definitely not getting my money