Ainu2019t It Crazy (the Rub) Lyrics - Grateful Dead

Man got the rub on, sister got the rub 

They're goin' around doing the rub, the rub 

Ain't it crazy, ain't it crazy 

Ain't it crazy one day keep on rubbin' that thing. 

Two old ladies was lying around in bed 

One turned over and this is what she said, 

Mama tell the chicken her body was a duck 

Put him on the table with his feet sticking up 

Two old ladies playing in the sand, each one wishing the other was a man 

Well I see that woman goin behind the hill 

I'm gonna find that girl, I'm gonna do my will 

Well I feel so good, well I feel so fine 

All I gotta do is drink that wine 

I say the little old rooster called the little old hen 

He said he had no lungs, ain't got no wing.