Darque Tan Lyrics - Singles - Gravy Train!!!!

His life was a breeze 

Just one thing left to appease 

Wanna give that bottle a squeeze 

and look just like Charlize? 

But these times are so hard 

Must do more than lay in the yard 

To look like a Belize postcard 

or a reality star 

But this story's tragic 

You don't turn orange by magic 

You could do it solar like Rick 

or stick your ass in a thick 

tank full of darque waves 'cause it's the latest craze 

Do it for forty days, 

get accused of wearing blackface-oh! 

DARQUE TAN, HE'S A FAN! DARQUE TAN, NO MORE WAN!! DARQUE TAN, IT"S HIS PLAN!!! DARQUE TAN, CHILDREN RAN!!!! 

I knew it was a bad idea when he got into that bed 

I never knew it would come to this 

'til he looked at me and said 

I wanna get a tan! Uh-uh!! 

I wanna get a tan!! Bad idea!!! 

I wanna get a tan!!! I don't think so!!!! 

I wanna get a tan!!!! TOO SCARY!!!! 

(Repeat chorus) 

And now he's dead, 

I'll never see him again 

He turned orange, then he turned red 

No one wins in the end 

Then he died, 

his face was fried 

In the booth all that's left is a tooth 

He turned red, 

then he turned dead 

Listen and learn...or you, too, will be burned.