Kottonmouth Bj Lyrics - Hello Doctor - Gravy Train!!!!

Way back in '97 was a young blossomin' ho 

Only given 'bout 8 blowjobs, never drank or smoked indo 

Until one fine evenin', pages I was receivin' 

Beginning to feel that old heavin' in my beave and 

I whipped up a cocktail of cookin' wine 

Nasty buzz kicked in and I was feelin' fine 

But I needed somethin' spicy to give me a lift 

A special magic cigarette went by the name of SPLIFF 

And I went. 

And I was smoke smoke smokin' just to hit my stride [x4] 

Sittin' talkin' shit about small dix with gnarly tips 

I was a faded little bitch munchin' on chips and a fish sandwich 

I'm kinda like a hotel, always got someone in my bed 

This night was no exception and of course he wanted head 

I reluctantly approached the tiny thing he had down south 

'cause I'm a filthy little slut, I like to take it in the mouth 

I couldn't manage nothin' and that boner asked me why 

I said, "You can't bone my mouth when my mouth is bone dry" 

And I went. 

And I was suck suck suckin' on the Astroglide [x4]