Salvation Army Bacon And Eggs Lyrics - Guided By Voices

And then he stood in the check-out line 

Approximately 3 hours 

"This is cold war!" shouted a clerk 

"This is Russian hell!" shouted a jerk 

"Venusian baby food for sale 

Builds strong bodies 12 different ways" 

The butcher sliced into a large side of beef 

As if he were trying to win female respect 

At a county fair 

The man staggered to the automatic exit 

And threw up his guts 

That's food! 

FDA inspected 

Off the counter and into the stomach 

And back onto the floor 

Where it belongs... 

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