Asshole Lyrics - Live From The Pharmacy (live) - Guttermouth

I don't like the things you like 

And you don't like the things I like 

She don't like the things they like 

So who the fuck is really right 

See a skinhead at a show 

Let him know he's got to go 

Fuck white power, the KKK 

A-S-S-H-O-L-E! 

Everyone's an asshole 

My mom's an asshole 

You're a fucking asshole 

And I'm a goddamn asshole 

Mom and dad, the Grateful Dead 

Major labels and straight edge 

Coors and school and roller blades 

God, Rick James and Oakley shades 

Fishing, Wayne, silly jocks 

Nazis, midgets, new tube socks 

L.D. from M.R.&R. 

And fucking Zeppelin Man 

Hippies, harleys, Pearl Jam 

Chili peppers, case of Spam 

Riot grrls, Ponch and Jon 

Squash and pork and carmel flan 

We hate these things 

We hate you, too 

Go fuck a monkey in the zoo 

Oscar Meyer has a way with 

B.O.L.O.G.N.A.