Chaps My Hide Lyrics - Friendly People - Guttermouth

A wet suit rash, tight pants re-hash 

Oh, I forgot to wipe 

It's warm outside, a pony ride 

A drive across the country side 

A side of flan, a marathon 

The pork's a little rare 

Blueberry tarts, then come wet farts 

The chaffing in my dairy air 

Bull leg strut, monkey butt 

Bull leg strut, monkey butt 

You know what chaps my hide 

Riding bikes when it's hot outside 

Isn't that fucked 

I sure feel like a schmuck 

When people scream look at him 

Monkey butt has set in 

A rash around my pecker 

My balls and butt