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Guttermouth

Genres: Rock

Mr. Bbq Lyrics - Guttermouth

Hey now, welcome to my house 

I'm gonna' have a BBQ and maybe I'll invite ya' 

Gotta side of pork 

Gotta' side of creamy salad 

Got a jar of cole slaw and a case of lighter fluid 

Oh my god! 

My arm's on fire! 

Somebody pass the dressing! 

Everybody remain calm 

I'm a professional 

Quickly submerge the arm in mayonnaise 

 

Says Mr. BBQ 

 

Hey, thanks a lot doc my arm's feeling great 

Oh, by the way, could you pass the mouth watering pork rinds? 

O.K. I think it's about time for everybody's favorite pigs feet eating contest 

Ready? Go!!! 

Well, it looks like it's last years champion Mrs. Brown 

She's in the lead 

No, wait, it's Mr. Brown 

Mrs. Brown, she's choking!!! 

 

Weenies man 

Chicken fried pork steaks 

Skinless boneless chicken breasts 

Mr. BBQ. 

 

Mrs. Brown is fine 

Now it's time to dine 

Grab yourself a plate the pork is really great 

You know, you never can be too careful with those under cooked pork chops 

You could get some disease 

Or worse yet, you could get struck by lightning 

Or drown in a kiddie pool 

So don't be a fool, be sure to take all the necessary precautions when having a BBQ 

 

Weenies man 

Chicken...