Party Of Two (your Table Is Ready) Lyrics - Guttermouth

he's so tall 

he's so slim 

with that shit-eating grin 

how can i trust him 

hey who's that in the ten-gallon hat 

why should i vote for him 

it sucks 

big bucks 

americas conditioned 

with pride they hide 

their real ambition 

(chorus) 

let me retort on the two party system 

which one will you endure 

when you cast a vote in a two party system 

that's when you lose for sure 

hi ho hi ho its off to work i go 

then off to lynyrd skynyrd 

they smoke so much dope but then tell me to rock the vote 

i'd rather be a retard 

Ambushed 

I'm to bushed to explore an alternative 

they say 

there's no way 

it'll change the way that i live 

(repeat chorus) 

go choke your chicken 

this two party system 

that's when you lose for sure 

i'll go choke my chicken 

it sounds finger lickin 

but it smells like manure 

(oh's and ah's) 

up to the mountains 

in a cave i'll never vote or even shave 

i'll was my hands of all this 

cause ignorance is bliss 

right on the floor i'll take a piss 

while you endure political abyss