Scholarship In Punk Lyrics - Gusto - Guttermouth

You know I never liked high school 

Though it was my intent 

To land a scholarship in punk 

And avoid imprisonment 

Yeah my rules 

Thats the way it had to be 

Not scholastically involved 

Fill the girls with alcohol 

Be more like me and youll run the company 

To get a job was your intent 

But it seems irreverent 

When youre fifteen years 

Who the hell really cares 

All that counts is getting laid 

Hate her braces love the braids 

Chorus: 

The one thing I liked about going to school 

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you 

You know I never liked high school 

My destiny was not 

To be literate in math 

I would rather take a bath 

In my own crap 

So dont ask me to a dance 

I would rather sit in class 

Than be with you and make an ass 

Out of myself or to learn the saxophone 

Least important were the As 

Stealing Mr. Sims toupee 

When youre fifteen years 

Who the hell really cares 

All that counts is getting laid 

Hate her braces love the braids 

(chorus) 

Some say Im not too bright 

Sometimes I think that they are right 

Sometimes I think I should be president 

But Im remembering your words 

(chorus) 

But Im remembering youre words 

The one thing I liked about going to school 

Was falling in love with a beautiful girl like you 

Like you 

Like you 

Like you 

Girl like you