Surfs Up Asshole Lyrics - Guttermouth

i don't give a shit where you are from 

the valley some desert or kingdom come 

you read it in some surf magazine 

so you all wind up in hb 

first things first where do i start 

a sweet v-dub bus might be smart 

you read it in some surf fagazine 

so you all end up in hb 

surfs up asshole x3 

men in tight suits 

surfs up asshole x3 

sure look cute 

the wax, the chicks 

ive seen blue crush 

gonna fuck that little bitch in the back of my bus 

its nice to have someone think for me 

thats why I now live in hb 

a tattoo a goatee a wallet chain 

every single asshole looks the same 

a robot producing factory 

and it all points down to hb 

surfs up asshole x3 

every single bitch 

surfs up asshole x3 

big big tits 

what a drag there in the break 

it smells familiar and its smeared on my face 

what do i do 

i had to think 

is that the fucking shit that i took last week 

i swam ashore 

i could not breath 

fuck i stepped on a needle and got hiv 

while the lifeguard tanned 

and shaved his legs the brown breaks of huntington beach 

surfs up asshole x3 

hey whats up bro (spoken in true to life surfbonics) 

surfs up asshole x3 

the seas are polluted with medical waste 

and on the fourth of july i got sprayed with mace 

but i got a bro deal on a stick you see 

thats the way it goes in hb 

thats the way it goes asshole