The Dreaded Sea Lice Have Come Aboard Lyrics - Guttermouth

i got a boat and named her dicky moe 

she's a beauty a real treasure trove. 

i've read the manual now i'm ready for the sea 

chart a course - erotic ports for dicky moe and me 

boating's unpredictable 

and traveling gives you lice 

day 1 i was okay, no trouble in my log 

if the fishing gets much worse 

i'll have to eat my dog 

day 19 i'm standed in peru 

boating's fun - the blazing sun - evaporated food 

boating's unpredictable 

and traveling gives you lice 

my spanish sucks, the people stink, i'm starting to fit in 

we played some soccer and they let me win 

adios amicos from dicky moe and me 

now i've got the worst case of lice you've ever seen 

i've got lice (x4)