The Next Faux Mohican Lyrics - Guttermouth

now that alterna-rocks officially dead 

and all the white kids dress just like emenem 

i member michael on his victory tour 

back then he was black but now im not... sure 

punk rock was cool 

yea i remember it then 

but it could never ever happen again (the real stuff) 

that bizcuit band man they sure went limp 

just like the wrist of my cousin skip 

(chorus) 

some people come here to take a crap 

but i come here to leave one 

if the sky turns blue 

ill paint it black 

'cause i 'cause i 'cause i 

i don't need... 

its ironic haven't heard from the spoon man 

alices chain she was squashed by a pumpkin 

making room for the next faux mohican 

that topics hot im looking great for the weekend 

(repeat chorus) 

i remember it then (x3) 

like back in nineteen seven two 

all the hippies sniffin glue 

now their back 

its a fact 

british invasion from the beatles 

and their corny mop top hairdos 

are back 

emos back 

that guys jeans are low and tight 

and his face is pasty white 

dressed in black 

nice butt crack 

see that trendy hipster dude 

with his trucker hat askew hes so wack (whatever that means) 

(repeat chorus) 

guitar... 

(guitar)