Ticket To Quebec Lyrics - Guttermouth

i'm proud to be an american 

the ones who dropped the bomb 

if we invade your country 

it won't take us to long 

the liberals think i'm crazy 

because i feel this way 

but i'm terrified of what they are thinking 

not the things they say 

i'm american 

you are americant 

if you don't like it here 

take this ticket to quebec (ha ha) 

its simple human nature 

the strongest will survive 

if the enemy shows up here 

we will be forced to vaporize 

a whole new generation 

pathetic education 

casting sympathetic views 

for this i need an explanation 

now brace yourself for war 

or face deportation 

tiss time to change your attitude 

or prepare for lubrication