Vlad The Impaler Lyrics - Scumdogs Of The Universe - Gwar

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler 

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's 

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler 

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Whaler 

Could have been a Tailor, 

He turned out to be Norman Mailer 

Whooooooaaaaaaaa 

He stepped back and he smoked a joint 

Twenty thousand peasants had to get the point 

Mommy was a hamster, Daddy was a jailer 

Real tough childhood for such a fucking failure! 

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He's so glad he's 

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler 

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a sailor but he's 

Vlad, Vlad, Vlad the impaler 

Vlad, Vlad, He could have been a Tailor 

Could have been a Whaler, 

He turned out to be Norman Mailer 

Whooooooaaaaaaaa 

V-L-A-D Vlad! 

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When he was a boy, they sent him to the Turks 

But you know they didn't like him because all the Turks were jerks 

When Vlad returned home his wrath for his ancient foe had spurned 

But the ancient art of impalement was something that the boy had learned 

Oh, how he learned 

He learned, they burned and burned and burned 

Rotisseries of corpses turned 

Oh he's so glad, 

He's so glad he's Vlad!