Where Is Zog? Lyrics - Lust In Space - Gwar

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(Where is Zog?) A grizzled face from the days of my youth 

(Where is Zog?) Taught me to behave in a manner uncouth 

(Where is Zog?) How to kill child, how to raise dog 

Somebody tell me: where the hell is Zog? 

(Where is Zog?) Together we dove into oceans of war 

(Where is Zog?) Hacking and whacking through trenches of gore 

(Where is Zog?) Spewing death and hatred from a golden battle barge 

Wherever Zog is living, I'm sure he's living large 

On the world Scumdogia I first met General Zog 

On his way from burning a Satanic synagogue 

Possessions and his captive slaves were part of his great booty 

He took them to the Emperor; he always did his duty! 

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His battle cattle? simply was spectacular! 

The? was part of their vernacular 

I was one of many who begged to join his collegian 

They wouldn't take just anyone unless you were Norwegian 

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I mounted the Great Porno Cow 

And became a Scumdog 

I ritually defiled myself 

And signed the captain's log 

Finally brought before Zog 

He slathered me with piss 

Draining his bladder took several years 

And not did one drop miss! 

And then his eyes fell upon mine 

They gave a hellish glow 

It wasn't love or hate, you see, it was, 

Well, I don't know! 

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It was hard to win his praise despite each mighty victory 

No matter how many I slew he always was a dick to me 

Nothing succeeds like success so I got straight to work 

Crushing babies torching worlds and acting like a jerk 

The war we waged destroyed the suns and left the planets flattened 

Simply put, it was the worst thing that has ever happened 

And Zog, our leader glorious, sported a great erection 

His battle skill notorious, we always took direction 

Urgh it's me, Zog! 

Uh, you got some space shit on your windshield... (mumbles) 

So we searched the stars for you 

Your counsel we do crave 

We must crush the one called Syn 

And make his serfs our slaves 

We've crossed the very universe, 

Traversed the Great Starfield 

To find the one that we call Zog 

Is... cleaning... our windshield? 

Zog: You got any change? Space change? 

Oderus: Balsac! Lock plasma turret on target! 

Balsac: Is that, is that an order? 

Oderus: Oh, no, no, uh... More like a suggestion. 

Balsac: You can't just order me to do things. Just 'cause your'e louder than me doesn't make you the boss. 

Oderus: Uh, yeah, but, uh, you know, check it out. 

Zog: Do you have any space change? 

Balsac: Oh. What's wrong with him? 

Oderus: (Sigh) He's fucked. 

Zog: Argh! You got any change? Space change? 

Oderus: You think maybe you wanna go ahead and, uh, lock that plasma turret on target now? 

Zog: Yo! Your windshield needs a squeegie! 

Balsac: Yeah, I guess... I guess you're right. 

Zog: You got a lot of bird shit all over it! 

Balsac: Locking plasma turret. On target. 

Oderus: Thank you. Thank you.