Detention: Sloppy Love Jingle Pt. 3 Lyrics - Singles - Gym Class Heroes

Sloppy Love Jingle Sequence 3 

Cameras rollin', action 

The bomb's been detonated, I'm just waiting for an explosion 

I was at second base and it was time for me to close in on third 

With blurred vision and precisely placed slurred words we started kissin' 

Man listen it was like a scene bad B movie with a very low budget 

But fuck it, I was drunk and I admit I loved it every last second 

I couldn't kill that thought of us butt ass naked 

Tely surfin' with the fan on, chattin' about the session and 

Slowly gettin' in to closet skeleton confessions 

That's when she made an offer I couldn't refuse 

And chills when up and down my leg like Samoan tattoos 

She said she had a pad that wasn't too far away 

And she loved it if I stayed until the following day 

So it was time to exit stage left, I made my rounds 

Gave my pounds and hugs, gathered my thoughts 

And took a deep breath, and now we walkin' to the door but 

Right before we stepped outside she bought me one more 

Now I'm feelin' it, I had my hand in my pocket but she stealin' it 

With our fingers interlock and as we walk down Exchange Street 

With our hearts pitter-pat to the same beat 

And then she popped the question like, "Trav, you ever been in love?" 

And I'm like tcha, not that I recall, but there was one situation 

But I didn't have the patience or the balls to say it 

And every time I tried, I just digitally relay it 

And it sound something like a duh, duh, duh, duh, duh 

Man, my speech impediment 

Left my heart vacant without a single resident 

The first ten had got evicted the second she settled in 

I seen her the other day ridin' my bike and kept peddlin' 

If it wasn't for meddling kids, would love even exist? Nope 

If it wasn't for alcohol, would I be saying this? Nope 

She probably took offense, I probably started getting sober 

'Cuz she started getting ugly and I think I probably told her 

Then my feet got heavy, I started drippin' sweat 

I knew I was getting into something and I would later regret 

Right when I lit the cigarette I caught an occasion of the spins 

I started wishin' I was back at the bar with my friends 

And then it happened, I fell flat on my face 

When I awoke I found that I was in a very strange place 

Must have gotten my wish granted, 'cuz I was butt ass naked 

But the only downside was that the room was pretty vacant 

Except next to the bed there was this note on the dresser 

While I'm trying to deal with this hangover head pressure 

With a smile I grabbed the note with a smoke and sat back 

'Dear whoever, lose my number, P.S. The sex was whack'