Holy Horseshit, Batman Lyrics - The Papercut Chronicles Ii - Gym Class Heroes

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said "No, Ma'am" 

I mean no disrespect and I apologize if this fucks up your program 

You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying but the heat can turn water to wine 

Well if there's a hell below then we're all gonna' be just fine. 

So there I stood six feet in sin, a walking contradiction 

but am I wrong for posing questions or am I just another lost soul searching? 

Then she gave me a look so unchristian and told she'd pray for my children 

I said "If you're so holy you'll probably out-live me but if I bought a Jesus piece do you think he'd forgive me?" 

Maybe I would be a fool to think. 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. 

What good would it be to pray for me? 

You won't save me, don't pray for me. 

Now I've never been religious, 

I'm just a big fan of logistics. 

And if it makes sense then I'm all for it. 

I even pray if the situation calls for it. 

Somebody asked me if I believe in miracles, 

I try to answer without sounding satirical. 

I'm 3 years past my expiration and yet i'm still fresher than a newborn 

So I guess that's my explanation but it's safe to say I've never seen a unicorn and I never chase rainbows 

But I hear the devil wears designer clothes 

So does God have a favourite brand? 

and for that matter, is he even a man? 

and will I go to hell for even saying that? 

only time will tell I'm just relaying facts. 

Maybe I would be a fool to think, 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. 

What good would it be to pray for me? 

You won't save me, don't pray for me. 

{Instrumental} 

Maybe I would be a fool to think, 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. 

What good would it be to pray for me? 

You won't save me, don't pray for me. 

Maybe I would be a fool to think, 

That somewhere in the sky's a place for me. 

What good would it be to pray for me? 

You won't save me, don't pray for me.