Liquid Lives Lyrics - Singles - Hadouken!

Here's a story about a bloke named Jerry 

Got slaughtered then got real lairy 

In the club he acted absurd 

Then came on to a boxers bird 

So he got knocked out 

His face swelled up like a rainbow trout 

His girl found out the truth 

But he couldn't explain 'cause he lost a tooth 

I wanna drink, drink, drink, smoke, fuck, fight 

I wanna shout and scream, I wanna die 

I wanna be arrested, I wanna be molested 

And I've damaged my brain 

Next weekend let's do it again 

An anecdote 'bout a man named Clive 

Wasn't one to usually drink drive 

But after all he'd been for a snack 

His local's a bit far to walk back 

A month later and he's sitting in court 

For the two lives he cut short 

Man slaughter he's convicted 

For the pain that he inflicted 

Spinning, my head is spinning up around, around 

And down to the pub, on to the club 

My stomach's turning, oh, my body's burning 

Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive 

Here's a story about a chap named Garth 

Drank 4 pints in hour and a half 

Though the night had just begun 

'Cause his local pub was open till one 

The next morning out in the country 

Hung over and on the hunt he 

Was still drunk and pissed himself 

Fell off his horse and shot himself! 

Spinning, my head is spinning up around, around 

And down to the pub, on to the club 

My stomach's turning, oh, my body's burning 

Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive 

Come on drink, come on drink, come on drink 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Drink, smoke, fuck, fight 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

This is how we all survive 

Here's a story about a girl named Kate 

Got wasted then got date raped 

When they told the doctors she'd seen 

They found no chemicals was in her bloodstream 

''Well nothing malicious but the alcohol levels were suspicious'' 

When asked who had hurt her, poor old Kate couldn't remember 

Spinning, my head is spinning up around, around 

And down to the pub, on to the club 

My stomach's turning, oh, my body's burning 

Our liquid lives, this is how we all survive 

Drink, smoke, fuck, fight 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

Our liquid lives 

This is how we all survive