Jimmy Buffett Lyrics - Singles - Haha-yo

Actin a fool because thats how I does it 

99 problems cant think nothing of it 

But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it 

I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett 

I'm the first one on the beach, last one to leave 

And Ive forgotten everything that I believed 

I might throw my Blackberry in the sea 

And find a girl to put lotion on me 

I'm the man on the beach and in my hand, 

I got a John Daly with a pinch of sand 

F-word, yo, im workin on my tan 

We aint goin back baby girl I got a plan 

Soon enough well be living in the movies 

I got ideas that are bigger than your boobies 

Pokin out on that little pink bikini 

My boardshorts let the breeze hit my peepee 

And I, only got one worry, 

If you can get a DUI on surrey 

Actin a fool because thats how I does it 

99 problems cant think nothing of it 

But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it 

I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett 

Beach cruiser, basket on the front 

Big banana ?, thats how ya stunt 

Bunch of butt cheeks, baskin in the sun 

Spill my whole drink, pass another one 

First name Tommy, last name Bahama 

The way I rock floral, make a girl ha ha 

I'm just gonna kick it, straight hiyaya 

And if I gotta pee, jumpin in the aqua 

And she love it, got a red bucket 

Wiffle ball bat, bout to john kruk it 

Sleepin on my side, feelin like a flounder 

This the only thing I got on my calendar 

Getting shitty, then go mini-golfin 

WaitI think I see a dolphin 

Actin a fool because thats how I does it 

99 problems cant think nothing of it 

But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it 

I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett 

I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day 

Hey little mommy, put some lotion on it 

I'm just wastin away, we could do this all day 

All day, ay, ay, ay, ayayayayyy 

Actin a fool because thats how I does it 

99 problems cant think nothing of it 

But when I sing, my song, the girls, they love it 

I think Im Jimmy Buffett, I think Im Jimmy Buffett