Thw Bed Lyrics - Hair

Oh the bed 

Oooh the bed 

Ahhh the bed 

Oh the bed 

Mmmm the bed 

I love the bed 

You can lie in bed 

You can lay in bed 

You can die in bed 

You can pray in bed 

You can live in bed 

You can laugh in bed 

You can give your heart 

Or break your heart in half in bed 

You can tease in bed 

You can please in bed 

You can squeeze in bed 

You can freeze in bed 

You can sneeze in bed 

Catch the fleas in bed 

All of these 

Plus eat crackers and cheese in bed 

Oh the bed is a thing 

Of feather and spring 

Of wire and wood 

Invention so good 

Oh the bed comes complete 

With pillow and sheet 

With blanket electric 

And breath antiseptic 

Let there be sheets 

Let there be beds 

Foam rubber pillows 

Under our heads 

Let there be sighs 

Filling the room 

Scanty pajamas 

By Fruit of the Loom 

You can eat in bed 

You can beat in bed 

Be in heat in bed 

Have a treat in bed 

You can rock in bed 

You can roll in bed 

Find your cock in bed 

Lose your soul in bed 

You can lose in bed 

You can win in bed 

But never never never never 

Never never never never 

Never never never 

Never can you sin in bed!