Stock Market Blues Lyrics - Old School New Rules - Hank Williams Jr.

Hey Charlie Snob, could you make me some investments? 

I wanna get the hell outta here 

I've ordered my Mercedes 

I wanna meet some classy ladies 

And start drinkin' champagne instead of beer 

Now I don't have much money 

But we could work out something 

I could send you 20 bucks a week 

He said that's not how it works 

And just what is your net worth? 

I said my net worth is what I got on me 

So I called up my mother in law 

Told 'er about the add I saw 

Guaranteeing a fortune to be made 

I said I need a hundred thou 

Cuz we have got to jump in now 

We'll make a bunch and split it up 2 ways 

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So I met her down at the bank 

Grabbed the check and then I ran 

As fast as I could to the store 

Now here's all the money 

So pick some winner sunny 

And call me up when we make the big score 

Well I saw it on the evening news 

That stock market really had the blues 

And when it closed it set an all time low 

I wondered where did I go wrong? 

Why did this happen to me lord? 

I've got to get that money back, you know? 

Well I just sat there and wondered why 

I was gonna buy low and sell it high 

But things sure didn't work out that way 

I don't know what I'm gonna do 

And to tell y'all the truth 

I think I've lost my assets today 

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Hey broker man, please don't make no more investments 

Cuz I would like to keep my short and pants 

Cancel that Mercedes, I'm goin' back to the old lady 

In Little Rock instead of Paris, France 

Oh, I'll never play that game again 

I think y'all saw me comin' friend 

And I jumped right in like a big fool 

Oh I thought I'd make some money 

But it's really kinda funny 

Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who 

Oh, I thought I'd make some money 

But it's really kinda funny 

Cuz I borrowed all of it from you know who 

Yes mother in law, I'm checkin' on it right now