Man From Milwaukee Lyrics - Middle Of Nowhere - Hanson

It started at a bus stop in the middle of nowhere 

Sitting beside me was a man with no hair 

From the look on his face and the size of his toes 

He comes from a place that nobody knows 

I said or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky 

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why 

I've been sitting here too long by a man from Milwaukee 

He's been talking too long on his yellow walkie-talkie 

He's been talking to Mars but I think he's wacky 

He says they'll come get him, come get him someday 

He says where he's from is called Albertane 

There they use more than 10% of the brain 

But you couldn't tell it from they way they behave 

They run around in underwear and they never shave 

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I said or maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 

Letting this big-toed bald man sitting here tell me about the sky 

Maybe I'm hallucinating, hyperventilating 

If you asked me now then I couldn't tell you why 

(repeat chorus) 

(This is Mother Bird calling Baby Bird 

Baby Bird come in, come in Baby Bird 

For the love of Pete come in! 

This is Baby Bird... sorry I was watching Court TV 

Do you copy? do you copy? 

Of course we copy...24 hours a day... in color!) 

You wouldn't believe me if I told you the rest 

The man sitting by me who was barely dressed 

Flew off to Milwaukee or perhaps Albertane 

And left me at the bus stop just barely sane 

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I've been sitting here too long thinkin' 'bout Milwaukee 

I've been talking too long on my yellow walkie-talkie 

I'm talking to Mars you may think I'm wacky 

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday 

I know they'll come get me and take me away 

I know they'll come get me, come get me someday 

If not tomorrow then maybe today