I'm A Bum Lyrics - Singles - Happy Campers

Sit around all day remote control glued to my hand 

Just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon 

Oppourtunity is knockin but I can't open the door 

Cause I'm shit faced drunk passed out on the kitchen floor 

I'm a bum 

Wating for my fortune to fall into my lap 

but if I gotta work for it I'd rather take a nap 

I can eat, I can sleep, I can play nintendo 

but if you paid me to go to work, I still wouldn't go 

I'm a bum 

I'm a bum 

sit around all day 

and I get nothin' done 

I'm a bum 

I'm a bum 

that's right 

I'm a bum 

The boob tube replaced the dog 

as man's best friend 

doesn't shit on the floor 

always has an ear to lend 

nacho supreme, a pizza 

ten hours of tv 

is all my life will ever be 

if i could pick lotto numbers 

like i pick my nose 

I'd escape the life of bein' an average Joe 

Til' then I'll just sit around all day 

remote control in hand 

just waiting for a visit from Ed McMahon