Dustman Lyrics - Singles - Happy Mondays

It took three million years to meet Mr.Helpful 

But now that I've meet him I'm extremely doubtful 

Are you healthy? Well I just eat fruit 

But I tell you man, it just don't suit 

Slimy bug eyed mung worm 

At the bottom of the puddle 

Lay on its back, talking twaddle 

The bottom of the puddle 

You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle 

Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle 

It's my turn now and there's always a houseful 

Saying the right thing is always a mouthful 

It took three million years to meet Mr. Moonlight 

To finally ask him, to put everything right 

Do you know that? I bet you do 

Do you need that? I am just like you 

Slimy bug eyed mung worm 

At the bottom of the puddle 

Lay on its back, talking twaddle 

The bottom of the puddle 

It took three million years, now it's my turn to see, yeah 

I gotta go back, I go fuck if you leavin' 

Do you know that? I bet you do 

Do you need it? Well I'm just like you 

Slimy bug eyed mung worm 

At the bottom of the puddle 

Lay on its back, talking twaddle 

The bottom of the puddle 

You're that big bug eyed mung worm at the bottom of the puddle 

Lay on its back and you're talking pure twaddle 

To make you more slimy, drink olive oil 

It gives me pure headaches when you're cooking with foil 

Miserable 

Do you know that? I bet you do 

(Slimy bug eyed mung worm) 

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you 

(At the bottom of the puddle) 

Are you healthy? I just eat fruit 

(Lay on its back, talking twaddle) 

But I can tell you man, it just don't suit me 

(The bottom of the puddle) 

Living at the bottom 

The bottom of the puddle 

Mung worm at the bottom 

The bottom of the puddle 

Oh, do you know that? I bet you do 

(Slimy bug eyed mung worm) 

Do you need it? Well, I'm just like you 

(At the bottom of the puddle) 

Are you healthy? I just eat fruit 

(Lay on its back, talking twaddle) 

But I tell you man, it just don't suit me 

(The bottom of the puddle) 

Living at the bottom 

The bottom of the puddle