Meetings With Remarkable Men (show Me The Hero) Lyrics - Harvey Danger

I had a lovely brunch with Jesus Christ. 

He said, "two words about inanity: fundamental christianity." 

The food was very nice. 

But then He had to go and die for my sins and stick my ass with the check. 

"Show me a hero and il write you a tragedy," 

(Go near an open window and thatl be the end of me). 

I bowed before the avatar. 

He said, "the problem clear to me: you never got over morrissey." 

I said "well, right you are!" 

"It so much harder to be underfed than under-understood," he said. 

I went to see KIP WINGER! 

He said, "In my day we knew how to party; bands today, con, not hardly." 

He had a back-up singer (doo doo doo doo).