Wrong Direction Lyrics - Henry Fiat's Open Sore

I may have played for the home team 

Yeah, I play all sides of the field 

I swing my dick on both sides of the fence 

I'm a friend of Dorothy 

I have a well-earned reputation for being very well-hung... right 

Wrong, yeah, wrong direction 

Lost, yeah, I'm lost again 

The light's on upstairs but nobody is home 

I'm possibly mildly retarded 

Now I'm appearing in porno films and wearing a chicken suit 

And I'm a rude, crude, selfish stuck-up snot who possibly prefer myself 

Wrong, yeah, wrong direction 

Lost, yeah, I'm lost again