King Of Asskissing Lyrics - Barely Legal - Hives

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Being the king of asskissing, makes him a royal drag 

And the king of asskissing, he's after me again, bringing me his royal nag 

He takes every opportunity to get to me 

And here he comes again, dont think I'll ever be at rest 

I suppose happiness will come to some but I'll never be a lucky one 

Still I got to keep on hoping for the best 

But once again he comes again that's how the story goes 

And it's been long enough for me to know where he's about to put his nose 

Sometime, someday that bastard's gonna pay 

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The king of asskissing says I'm the one and only 

And the king of asskissing with his constant presence 

He keeps me from being lonely 

He's a royal branch of luncay that gets to me 

And here we go again 

It looks as if he's here to stay 

I've tried to beat to pull and whack 

But a monkey sliding down my back won't so easily go away 

So once again he comes again about to reach his goal 

The one and only Monrach with his kingdom in a hole 

Sometime, soon the king of asskissing is gonna pay