Too Drunk To Fuck Lyrics - Holy Moses

[music & words: Biafra] 

[title: Ken Fowler] 

[(c) 1981 Decay Music (BMI)] 

[Dead Kennedys] 

Went to a party 

I danced all night 

I drank 16 beers 

And I started up a fight 

But now I'm jaded 

You're out of luck 

I'm rolling down the stairs 

Too drunk to fuck 

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Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

I'm too drunk, too drunk, too drunk 

To fuck 

I like your stories 

I like your gun 

Shooting out cop tires 

Sounds like loads and loads of fun 

But in my room 

Wish you were dead 

You ball like the baby 

In Eraserhead 

Photos 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

It's all I need right now 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

I'm sick soft gooey and cold 

Too drunk to fuck 

I'm about to drop 

My head's a mess 

The only salvation is 

I'll never see you again 

You give me head 

It makes it worse 

Take out your fuckin' retainer 

Put it in your purse 

Too drunk to fuck 

You're too drunk to fuck 

Too drunk 

To fuck 

It's all I need right now Oh baby 

I'm melting like an ice cream bar 

Oh baby 

And now I got diarrhea 

Too drunk to fuck 

Yeah, Yeah 

Yeah, Yeah 

Yeah, Yeah 

Oooohhh...