White Girl Problems Lyrics - Singles - Hoodie Allen

[Intro] 

Place to rest when you get tired 

(I got so many bills to pay) 

When your own address is expired 

(I tweet way too much) 

Hell this is my fifth take of this intro 

My dad likes to call that life 

But I like to call that 

[Verse 1] 

White girl problems, met her back in autumn 

Every gift I try to give her she already got 'em 

Messing with the TA, wonder what she taught him 

Work her way down, literally to the bottom 

Where are all my best friends, I cannot ignore them 

Never gonna text them, I ain't too important 

Look at what my dad bought, yeah it was imported 

He took a second loan cause our family can't afford it, nice guy 

Gotta finish last if it's a sport 

Call her Cee-Lo cause she crazy and her arms are kinda short 

Got a traffic ticket once, but she didn't go to court 

And she interrupts my sessions every time that I record 

So I tell her I got so much shit up on my plate, it's a buffet 

Now we out in paris and these women look like Muzzei 

Superficial she just need a Combs like puffy 

You don't need to go but I think you need to trust me 

[Hook] 

Come take a drink with me forget all you know 

You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor 

I think your fly but your friend's ugly fo sho 

Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll 

[Verse 2] 

White girl problems, met her at a concert 

Think it was Tiesto, already forgot it 

Who am I to blame her, she was so obnoxious 

Got a little taste of your lips, it was toxic 

We should keep in contact, okay that is nonsense 

Sure I'll take your email, tell me where to jot it 

Got a pen and pencil on me at all times cause I rhyme 

Now I'm kinda feeling genius that I brought it 

Switchup, not like ?? but I wish I was richer 

Finally graduated she majored in being mixed up 

Recognize you from T.V., Yo can we please take a picture? 

I call you Mary-Kate cause I can't really tell the difference 

It beats me, addicted to pills and Avicii 

The Hills used to be cool, what happened to LC 

Parents moving to Florida so who's left to help me 

I can't but I'll write about you on my LP 

[Hook] 

Come take a drink with me forget all you know 

You'll pay tuition I'll just live on the floor 

I think you fly but your friend's ugly fo sho 

Well, come take a drink with me forget to enroll 

[Bridge] 

White girl problems, all over the world 

What we gonna do with these girls 

Yo, here's some famous people that have them: 

Taylor Swift got white girl problems 

Mandy Moore got white girl problems 

Kobe Bryant got white girl problems 

Kanye West got white girl problems 

Michael Phelps got white girl problems 

The cast of Friends got white girl problems 

All of y'all got white girl problems 

Hoodie's back, it's time to solve 'em 

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