Birdo Lyrics - Singles - Horse The Band

Bird 

Oh! 

The geek, with no beak: 

He's so weak he cannot speak! 

The geek, with no beak: 

He's so weak he cannot speak! 

Vestigial wings 

And dwarven legs. 

A semper fi cranium 

That's got automatic eggs. 

His gaping maw 

Is geared to spew. 

He just might be a she 

So Birdette will do!! 

Go eat your eggs! 

Force fed, force fed. 

Go eat your eggs! 

Out of his mouth 

Straight at your head!! 

With purple pants, 

(They start to tear) 

I reach out with all my might to 

Poke out an eye. 

I poke out an eye! 

I poke out an eye! 

My seven year old smile: 

Vanishing! 

Eggs, 

Why eggs?! 

It's breaking my heart. 

It's hurting my nose. 

It's turning my skin green! 

Why did you have to be so mean?! 

In my dreams I despise you 

More than you'll ever know. 

Even when I speak your name 

It makes me fucking choke! 

Bird, oh! 

Bird 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back! 

Throw it back!