Miss Teazyweezy Lyrics - Hugh Cornwell

Her hair it always looks a mess 

She could be under stress miss teazyweezy 

Why do i let her get my goat 

It gives her time to gloat miss teazyweezy 

She declares war on everyone 

Be careful with your tongue miss teazyweezy 

You could call it civil defence 

She's probably too tense miss teazyweezy 

Oh miss teazyweezy see what you have done 

Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun 

Her hair's a state declaring war 

And life's a dreadful bore for teazyweezy 

South africans can rock her jeep 

By trying to be deep with teazyweezy 

With scissors ready in her hands 

Nobody stands a chance she's so bloodthirsty 

With duelling like you've never seen 

I call her african queen she'll do her worsty 

Oh miss teazyweezy see what have you done 

Oh miss teazyweezy she's only having fun