Dance Of The Screamers Lyrics - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

So i'm screaming this to you 

"waaaaaaagh" 

from thr last place in the queue 

"waaah, waaah" 

i really think you'd like me 

given half a chance 

but since we ain't got that 

i'll do the screamers dance 

Some of us are ugly, angel, 

some of us are only small 

some of us are useless, sailor, 

they haven't got the where-with-all 

we went and missed the ending, babe 

we never quite caught the bus 

we never speak our minds, my love 

we ain't got nothing to discuss 

Some of us are useless, luv 

it comes from facing up to facts 

it's hard to be a hero, handsome 

when you've had your helmet cracked 

cheerfulness is catching, sweetie 

when the fevers you have got 

we've got a temperature, my dear 

but we simply haven't got the hots 

So i'm screaming this to you 

"waaaaaaagh" 

silly season, skys are blue 

"waah, waah, waah" 

i hardly ever think, 

i've made a small advance 

i keep my elbows in and do 

the screamers dance 

dance! 

Waw! 

some of us are stupid, sister 

some of us are very shy 

some of us get nervuos, chicken 

when you look us in the eye 

we're ever so pathetic, chickie 

we know quite well that we try too hard 

some of us were born like this 

while others got it by the yard 

So i'm screaming this to you 

"waaaaaaauugh" 

coz i haven't got a clue 

"waaarrh" 

i really think i'd like you 

given half the chance 

as we ain't got that 

i'll do the screamers dance 

"waaaaaaagh, waaaaaaagh 

waaaaaaagh, waaaaaaagh 

waaaaaaagh" 

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