If I Was With A Woman Lyrics - Live At Rockpalast 1978 - Ian Dury & The Blockheads

If I was with a woman she'd wonder what was happening 

Little things would slowly go askew 

If I was with a woman I'd make her quite unhappy 

Specially when she did not want me to 

If I was with a woman I'd make believe I loved her 

All the time I would not like her much 

If I was with a woman she'd soon become unsettled 

I'd show her but I would not let her touch 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Laughing, laughing 

If I was with a woman I'd never ask her questions 

But if she did not want me to I would 

If I was with a woman I'd offer my indifference 

And make quite sure she never understood 

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If I was with a woman I'd threaten to unload her 

Every time she asked me to explain 

If I was with a woman she'd have to learn to cherish 

The purity and depth of my disdain 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Laughing, laughing 

I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit 

No woman's coming close to me again 

I've been with a woman, she took away my spirit 

No woman's coming close to me again 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Look at them laughing 

Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, 

Laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, 

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