Skeletons (in Your Closet) Lyrics - The Artful Dodger - Ian Hunter

(Ian Hunter/Darrel Bath/Honest John Plain) 

(Transcribed by Adrian Perkins; corrections by Colin Ford) 

Bimbo, flirts, sluts in skirts - muscles brightly glisten 

Conversation's full of filth - let's all have a listen 

Oh dear oh dear we live in fear 

Media bulbs a poppin' 

If you're bent, they're on your scent 

There can be no stoppin' 

Peroxide blondes, vagabonds, into 'eavy metal 

Your hair looks like its been done by a dyke with a score to settle 

Mud needs raking, photos taken of your murky past 

Haunts you, taunts you, love it don't you 

Related 

26 Best Breakup Songs Of All Time 

Linkin Park Honors Chester Bennington In The Emotional Video For 'One More Light' 

Watch Beck's Heroic New Music Video For 'Up All Night' 

Hey hey the gang's all here 

Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers 

Enquiring minds want to sneer at the skeletons in your closet 

Sunday morning in the park, 

Down the pub or in the bath 

We'll all have a good old laugh 

At the skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

It's bloody marvellous - innit? 

It's bloody marvellous - innit? 

Juicy bits, saucy snips, there's gold in them there gutters 

Blue rinse mob on the job, curtains all a-flutter 

It's cheapo culture, bleeding ulcers, burnt out by the score 

Lurid tales never fails to shock you to the core 

Kinky boots 'n' rubbber suits, 

It's all going on next door! 

Caught you, taught you, love it don't you 

Check Out 

Your Favorite 'Game of Thrones' Characters Get Reimagined as Album Art 

27 Best Ever Songs From Movie Soundtracks 

The 5 Most Memorable Moments From The 2017 VMAs 

Match These Taylor Swift Songs to Her Ex-Boyfriends 

If you've had your face re-done 

If you spank your girlfriend's bum 

We can all join in the fun 

At the skeletons in your closet 

What's the world coming to? 

Ain't we got nothin' better to do? 

To spend all day sifting through 

The skeletons in your closet 

Hey hey the gang's all here 

Pimps 'n' pervs, straights 'n' queers 

Enquiring minds want to sneer 

At the skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet 

Skeletons in your, skeletons in your, skeletons in your closet