I Just Can't Dance Lyrics - All These Lines - Ian Kelly

I never had the greatest feet 

I always walked amongst the ordinary fleet 

I'm transparent on the street 

I don't play on the radio 

I don't have songs that everybody knows 

And I can't count on my toes 

Hey now I regret 

There is something I don't get 

I wish you could let it go 

No one really needs to know 

Hey now I regret 

I might not be ready yet 

I wish I could let it go 

No one really needs to know, no, no 

That I just can't dance 

Every time we get a chance 

I know that you care 

When I stay in my chair 

I just can't dance 

Every time I hear the gong 

You're there waiting for me 

It's been so long 

Baby I'm sorry 

But this song is not my song 

I'd have to drink me something tall 

And we would start with something small 

Maybe dancing in my head 

Well I am not afraid to fall 

But every night I'm waiting for last call 

Then I'm crawling in our bed 

Baby I'm sorry 

But this song is not my song 

Now that they're playing "Off the wall" 

Still I'm not up, while you get down 

One day I'll moonwalk at the ball 

And we'll sway right through the sound 

I just can't dance 

Maybe if I was on acid 

Maybe on a ballad 

I'm not an invalid