Asian Jake Paul Lyrics - ​idubbbz

[Intro: iDubbbz] 

Calling all units, shots fired 

Shots fired in front of the Supreme store 

There's about to be a 261 in progress 

Send all available units 

Send in the back-up 

Send in the big guns 

Send in the K9 unit 

Send in the... fuck 

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[Verse 1: iDubbbz] 

I wanna be gay 'cause you're fucked and I wanna savour it 

But it's cool, after smashing you I'll PayPal you 2K 

Oh, no! You getting mad? 

Gonna knock the phone right out of my hand? 

That shit was fucking absurd 

You're a "rapper" who can't resolve shit with words? 

Talk like you eating some paste, ayy 

Is that your IQ or your age? Ayy 

Say to your audience face, ayy 

How Jacob Sartorius tastes 

Ayy, you look afraid, must have seen a ghostwriter 

Well, ditto, little bitch, but I'm not scared to show mine 

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[Verse 2: Boyinaband] 

Woo! You've been pretending 

Ever since your little rice balls descended 

Let kids think you did it all 

When you weren't capable of making up playground insults 

That's bad, but then I heard you try to rap 

I was more disappointed than when I found out 

Casey Neistat didn't have nice tats 

Boy, gotta flex 

Gotta flex, flex, flex 

Because when you've got no personality 

Replace it with a Rolex 

You really don't see your friends rolling their eyes? 

Hoping to die, they're so tired 

Of you throwing the price of what you buy in their face 

No, no, no, no, you think they're gonna say 

[Verse 3: iDubbbz] 

"Oh my God, you're such a legend 

You make me so wet with your reckless spending 

You gained my respect and you're oh so funny 

Please, take me to your mansion and fuck me!" 

You're fucking delusional 

So try your best to remember 

You are not a pimp 

You're a borderline sex offender 

Diss boy a flavor of the month 

But which is it, huh? 

A whiny Vietnamese wanna-be gangsta 

It's salt and vi-nigga 

You're like Kanye without the talent 

Like Jackie Chan but a little faggot 

Like Soulja Boy but... 

Actually, yeah, you're exactly like Soulja Boy 

[Refrain: Boyinaband] 

Say you don't wanna look like a little bitch 

But, dude, you're gonna be crucified 

How can you claim that shit 

When you're too scared to go in on PewDiePie? 

[Verse 4: iDubbbz] 

Little ho, little bitch 

Suck my 5.3 inch dick 

Admit that you just got pounded 

I'd say "take the L" if you could pronounce it 

(Get it, because you're Asian?) 

(That's what you wanted, right?) 

(Hey, let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes) 

Jesus Christ, you're as predictable as a house tour 

To call you surface level would be an insult to the ground floor 

[Verse 5: Boyinaband] 

Whatever you've promised to follow, you've quit 

You can't persist for shit, you narcissistic prick 

Your audience is fickle, here's what I predict 

Your channel's bound to crash down to rubble (oh, no!) 

How the fuck can someone called Gum 

Not realise they're in a bubble? 

But let me guess, I'm irrelevant, right? 

Isn't that your excuse? 

When you're too stupid to explain your views 

'Cause you're as basic as a one-block Rubik's Cube 

You're an insecure, unoriginal little bitch and that's that 

So, come to think of it 

You're actually the dog filter on Snapchat 

[Outro: iDubbbz] 

Got cash, cash, money and the views and the clicks 

And yet you're always gonna be a little bitch 

Now I'm finished as planned 

It was just three minutes so it wasn't that bad 

But I got one question to ask you, bro 

Did it feel good, though?