Calgone Lyrics - S.c.i.e.n.c.e. - Incubus

On my way home, police car pulled me over. 

After they left, I puttered out of gas. 

'Triple-A' came, but my card was expired! 

I had to walk home, and of course, it rained half the time. 

I tried to get some shut-eye, then I was abducted! 

They put cold things in my butt. 

They sampled a bit of my D.N.A. 

They left me on top of my sheets 

I dreamt I went potty, then I woke up drenched in me 

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This day sucked the hardest ever... 

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I woke up on the wrong side of the bed today. 

A little bit less than nothing would go my way. 

Woke up to toss my soiled sheets, 

the hallway was dark and I stubbed my big toe. 

It was then that I sensed the irony(burning me) 

I heard a voice say, 

"Come sail aboard S.S. Nepenthe!" 

I suppose I'm to blame... 

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Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds. 

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I suppose I'm to blame for getting pulled over. 

I guess I'm the culprit for running out of gas. 

Let's assume I'm the guy who didn't pay his 'Triple-A' fee. 

In actuality, I let the zetas probe me. 

Yesterday was all my fault. 

I let negativity get the better of me. 

Thank goodness for the bathtubs and suds! 

They temporarily set free this quandary. 

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