I Want My Sh*t Lyrics - The Amazing Jeckel Brothers - Insane Clown Posse

It was like march or April, fuckin' libra, fuckin', um, shit 

Taurus, born in 1775 

I'm like 300 and something, but I'm still alive 

I used to hang with the original billy the kid 

You prob'ly think I'm only playing but, I did 

My daddies were a two headed freak show 

Momma, a fortune teller, esmarelda zella 

Anyway they had sex on a ouiji board 

And I was born the next day, violent j 

When I was 14, I tripped on the train track 

And I was crushed right there on the steel rack 

I'm out cold, they thought it had fucked me up 

I got up and itched my butt, I'm like, "what?" 

Everybody tripped and called me the clown devil boy 

Child of the witch heffer, whatever 

Tied me up, burned me and threw stones 

Had a few scrapes and cuts, smokey nuts 

After that they started bowing and shit 

Praying at me, you know how them primitives get 

I said, "get off my dick, I ain't a savior, 

I'm what you call a juggalo and all I want is my flavor 

Four simple things in this bitch, before I die 

I want a rusty axe 

I wanna know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridgett 

And a little sip of faygo, too 

'till I get my shit, in this motherfucker I won't never die! 

So anyway 

50 years pass, all my homies are old ass fucks 

I ain't even got hair on my nuts 

I left the village in search of my ends 

I wrestled alligators, battled terminators 

Nothing ever killed me, nothing could harm me 

I fought in the civil war, yankees army 

I walked across enemy lines with a mack-10 

Man, they didn't even have that shit back then 

How you just gonna come in my shit and fuck it up? 

Well at least make this shit sound real, man, damn! 

I walked across enemy lines with a, lantern 

Steady taking cannon balls, to the balls 

The war ended, I traveled the country horseback 

Until this fool tried to horsejack 

He put his gat to my head and blew my face up 

(Pow) it didn't even smear the make-up 

I took his gun and put a tivet in his neck 

Sheriff didn't like it, I got indicted 

87 long years in the state pen 

Until they finally forgot why they put me in 

They had to let me go they can't hold me on nothing 

On the way out they're like, "yo, ain't you like 100 and something?" 

I said, "that's right, and I ain't gonna die 

'till I get my shit, motherfucker!" 

I want a rusty axe 

I wanna know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridgett 

And just a little sip or two, 

'Till I get my shit, in this motherfucker I won't never die! 

I slept under bridges, lived in the valleys 

Climbed the mountains, searched the alleys 

More years passed, and I still ain't died 

Now I'm in detroit on the southwest side 

My homie has an impala, blue '67 

Last night we hit the road pushing 111 

I stuck my head out the window, told him floor up the most 

And let my nugget ping off a light post 

Ha ha ha! hell yeah 'cause 

Hurts a little bit, but then you get a straight buzz 

The world hates me 'cause of shit like this 

They always try to kill me but miss 

I know it's odd that my face is forever painted 

When I was born, the bitch-ass doctor fainted 

My toungue's a little long, I choke people with it 

Looks kinda nasty, but chicks dig it 

And I told ya my neck can stretch for miles 

I look like something from 'the x-files' 

People wanna see me die more than a little bit 

But I'm a juggalo, and as a juggalo I want my shit! 

And I ain't gonna die, till I get it! 

I want a rusty axe 

I wanna know voodoo 

A fat bitch named bridgett 

I said faygo, fuck mountain dew 

'till I get my shit, in this motherfucker I won't never die! 

Die! 

Die!