If You Can't Beat 'em Join 'em Lyrics - Forgotten Freshness, Vol. 4 - Insane Clown Posse

Come here man check it out 

You know there laughing at you man 

Fuck them man you know what im sayin come down here man 

And join the carnival man 

Gangsters bangin nuts straight hangin 

Freakazoids baseheads spareing changes 

Homelss hobos pushing dead bodies in a cart 

Listen to the good part 

Poke around doors roamin the land 

Chewing on somebodys head i dont understand 

Its to much for my nugget to process 

So i stop the car to get undressed 

Then climb the trees and kick it with the owls 

You dont like that you can suck my balls 

Its just me and my homeboy large you see 

No they cant nobody can see them but me 

Lunatics zombies and goons roaming underneath 

The 17 moons of delray hellray suicide person 

It cant be the fuckin i might as well join him 

Hey bitch boy were the fuck are you going 

Dont you know they dont like richies were you goin 

You dont belong here i think you best leave 

Before i grab your chicken neck and squeeze 

I tighten up the sewer caps and dive in 

I pray for dead chicken boys for my little friend 

To snack on his name is willaberags thanks you know your not a bad guys shaggs 

It rains only twice a year around here 

The streets are dry because of the sky 

Its filled with smog and fog and fuck 

I finally had it im gonna jump! (is he dead?) 

No i bounced my shits made out of rubber 

A toxic waste freak show mutha fucker 

And im part of the circus show 

If you cant beat em join em like i did yo 

Nobody wants you got no were to go 

Come down and join up with the carnival show 

Your a addicted to crack and you dont have a back 

Here at the freakshow we dont care about that 

You might have 2 heads and you might have 10 

You might have a finger growing out of your chin 

Here at the carival you cant go wrong 

It donsent it matter if your neck bone is 3 feet long