To Catch A Predator Lyrics - Bang! Pow! Boom! - Insane Clown Posse

(Verse #1) 

I'm on the internet, posin' as a little girl 

I'm tryin' to lure evil into my world 

I tell them that I'm curious, and I'm only 12 

Mom and dad are gone for the day, and I'm by myself 

Buckets of throw up, are next to my computer 

Hopin' they'll show up, cuz what I'm about to do to 'em 

It would make the devil sick, I sharpen my blade 

I'm frontin' to this perv like I'm only in the 7th grade 

The doorbell rings I gotta get 'em inside 

In my best little girl voice I'm like, 

"Hi, come on in! I'm putting on my bikini!" 

And when the door shuts, that's when I let them see me 

"Hi there" 

I stab them in the neck first, cuz it hurts 

Hit 'em where the blood squirts 

Carve his whole face off, and make him eat it 

Chain him up by his foot in the basement bleeding 

(chorus #1) 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn for this 

But it sure is fun! I said it sure is fun! 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn 

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 

(verse #2) 

Soon enough Feds will be shutin' down my service 

Cuz people out there, don't think they deserve this 

Until its your kid some old man is finger fuckin', 

titty suckin', then you'll want the knife stuck in 

I don't blame ya, that's why I catch them in advance 

While his dick is still in his pants, they never get a chance 

I tell them I'm alone and I'm only 13 

Lookin' for a good time, ya know what I mean? 

Bring me some Funions and a slurpy 

Promise not to hurt me, or give me herpes 

And within 20 minutes here comes a doctor 

Knockin on my door, pedophile butt-knocker 

"Come in have a seat!", And then I stroll in 

With the all purpose hunting blade straight up his throat chin 

I cut his hands off, he ain't touchin' nobody 

Chain him up by the foot in the basement, bloody 

"Please mister clown sir you dont have to do. ." 

"zip it" 

"plea. please I got money" 

"Shut it fucker!" 

"Please! we can work this out" 

"Silence I said" 

Stick him next to this other fool, both left for dead 

Every time I walk by 'em, I punch 'em in the head 

Cut they fucking dicks off and stick them in each others mouths 

Now what ya'll talkin about? 

(chorus #2 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn 

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn 

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 

(verse #3) 

The house is getting funky bodies in the basement, stinkin 

What the fuck am I thinkin'? 

I put my face-paint on and go down stairs 

And beat they ass some times, cuz it ease my mind 

Some of them are dead, and some of are still livin' 

But I'm going to hurt them every chance that I'm given 

I hit them with the nail gun or the stun gun 

They cant run so they mad fun 

I was sawin' the head off when I heard the doorbell 

I'm not expectin' any predators, but oh well 

I took my spot, "Come in, I'll be right there" 

But I left a head sittin' on a living room chair 

He seen it, ran, I had to give chase 

We cut across the lawn with my knife cuttin' for his face 

I threw it and stuck him in the back of the neck 

Still in my drawers, I dragged him home a bloody wreck 

"ahhh help, some body any body!" 

zip it 

"ahhh! please!" 

Shut it the fuck up 

"ahhh!" 

People are lookin! Silence! 

A bus full of high-school kids watched it happen 

And he kept screamin' like a pansy despite my slappin' 

Plus the neighbors seen it, so did the mail-man 

But they all never said anything bout it again 

(chorus #3) 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn 

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 

I'm probably gonna to burn for this 

Ain't no lesson to learn from this 

There's nothing I'ma earn 

But it sure is fun! I said its sure is fun! 

(SKIT)