Trouble Lyrics - Iris Dement

I went to church on Sunday, I swung my chariot low 

Reached up to kiss the deacon, he said "You'd better go" 

Trouble, I'm in trouble with him 

Trouble's where I'm going 

Trouble's the only place I've ever been 

Let's buy a watermelon, swallow all the seeds 

Forget what Mama told us, do everything we please 

Trouble, trouble again 

Trouble's where we're going 

Trouble's the only place we've ever been 

Let's pour a little whiskey, drink a little gin 

Listen to Merle Haggard like he's loving me again 

Trouble, I'm even in trouble with him 

Trouble's where I'm going 

Trouble's the only place I've ever been 

Let's turn off the TV, I'm tired of CNN 

Let's throw a little party, invite some sinners in 

Trouble, trouble again 

Trouble's where we're going 

Trouble's the only place we've ever been 

I'll paint your toenails baby, you paint my toenails too 

We'll take a walk down Main Street and watch what people do 

Trouble, let's get in trouble with them 

Trouble's where we're going 

Trouble's the only place we've ever been 

There's people building prisons for people like you and me 

Some people just can't stand people like us being free 

Trouble, what's trouble with them 

Trouble's where we're heading 

Trouble's the only place we've ever been 

Sooner or later, darling, everybody's gotta go 

Let's you and me leave early, get a seat on the first row 

Trouble, trouble again 

Trouble's where we're going 

Trouble's the only place we've ever been