If Eggs Had Legs Lyrics - Singles - Jack Blanchard & Misty Morgan

If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees 

They'd run through the flowers shinny up trees 

When they tiptoe to the city better lock all the locks 

They'd drink up our wine and take our dirty socks 

If eggs had legs they'd steal a football shoes 

You can see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news 

Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose 

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues 

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If eggs had legs and long hair to their knees 

You could hear 'em bite their toenails up in the trees 

Drinkin' our wine gettin' stoned as an ox staggerin' around in our dirty socks 

Little hairy legs in socks and football shoes 

You could see 'em kickin' chickens on a six o'clock news 

Well they don't give a (quack) they got nothin' to lose 

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues 

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues 

They're on the way to Tennessee that's why I got the blues