Alexander Hamilton 3 Lyrics - Jacksfilms

[Intro] 

Alexander 

Alexander 

Alexander 

Alexander 

[Verse 1] 

Went on a romantic date 

Alexander candlelit 

Too scared to go on that date 

Alexander cancelin' 

Oh my God, call 911 

Alexander ambulance 

His entire family's dead 

Alexander has no kin 

Was exposed to toxic waste 

Alexander has new limb 

Has a speech impediment, he 

Alexander stammerin' 

Pictures with me cost ten bucks 

Alexander scammin' 'em 

We make real estate simple 

Alexander Anderson 

(Alexander Hamilton) 

(Alexander Hamilton) 

Tony, I don't feel so good 

Alexander vanishin' 

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[Verse 2] 

Oh look, there is two of them 

Alexander has a twin 

Father left him at age ten 

Alexander 'bandonment 

My request did not get in 

Alexander sad again 

Love some spicy meat-a-balls 

Alexander 'talian 

Just ate seven cheeseburgers 

Alexander flabby chin 

Turned into a tree, now he 

Alexander sap-a-lin' 

Why is it so hard to find an 

Alexander cameraman 

Doesn't have a cameraman 

Alexander has no vid 

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[Bridge] 

Shut up 

Girl, get your whole damn butt up 

I'm a gentleman, I go "what up" 

So girl, get your whole damn butt up 

My name is Alexander Hamilton 

I hammer all my haters with an avalanche 

And cavalcade of proof that they don't stand to win 

It's sad that you don't see it, you need bifocals and glasses man 

Imagine that you're damaged and your friends have all disbanded 

DAMN 

Alexander Hamilton 

Ain't no place he haven't been 

Ladies, they a fan of him 

And booties? He can handle ten 

[Verse 3] 

Eats 5000 fries a day 

Alexander 'merican 

Knows a lot of tricky words 

Alexander scrabble win 

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Alexand-emandin' it 

Jack's worst thing he's ever released 

Alexander brand new vid 

Forgot his essay at his house 

Alexander panickin' 

Jack just got a gender change 

Alexander Jackeline 

Opens doors for elders, man he 

Alexander manners man 

Makin' the next Avatar 

Alexander Cameron 

[Verse 4] 

Only uses urinals 

Alexander stands to piss 

When his favorite song comes on 

Alex: "That's my Jam-ilton!" 

He was good in track and field 

Alexander javelin 

Comin' out on Prezzie's Day 

Alexander that's a fib 

Nearly drowned when he was 12 

Alexander cannot swim 

Need to throw your trash away? 

Alexander has a bin 

Now he's wearing black and white 

Alexander panda skin 

Borrow's other people's songs 

Alexander samplin' 

[Outro:] 

Alexander Hamilton 

Alexander Hamilton 

We're starting to run out of things that kinda rhyme with "Hamilton"