Maria Lyrics - Wah Wah - James

There's a Malayan stripper of sex unknown 

Some Siamese twins from a broken home 

Maria's party, what a show going down 

Maria loves her life, but she'll show you how 

There's a strong man tearing himself into pieces 

A magician who will spin you on the end of his spinderly fingers 

There's a show going on 

Maria loves her life, she'll show you how, how, how 

There's a high wire act on the telephone wire 

And another Buddhist monk has set himself on fire 

There's a fakir outside being buried alive 

Maria's mad aunt has yet to arrive 

A dahlia that dances, and a frog with wings, 

A bear in a tutu that just loves to sing, karaoke 

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Maria loves her life, and that's all, and that's all, and that's all. 

La La La La La La La etc. 

You will love her forever when the scene hits your town 

La La La La La La La etc. 

You will love her forever 

You will all love her forever 

Maria's Party 

And that's all. 

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