Crocodile Song Lyrics - Ultimate Best - Janis Ian

There was a lady name of Annie May 

She fell in love at the zoo one day 

That crocodile with the big white smile 

Stole her very heart away 

The courtship was brief but quite intense 

Once he got under the barbed wire fence 

On the honeymoon night, she turned on the light 

And said "Darling, meaning no offense" 

"Good God Almighty, those teeth are huge 

"No way I'll do the hokey poky with you" 

So they went to the dentist, who pulled all but two 

Ain't it amazing what love can do 

Ain't it amazing what love can do 

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They had a son and named him Rocky, of course 

He fell for a gal on the police force 

She was impressed with his bullet proof vest 

So they let the romance run its course 

They rented a room at the hotel Ritz 

They sat on the edge of the bed and kissed 

She took off her blues, he took off his shoes 

It was then she almost called it quits 

She said "Good God Almighty, those nails are huge 

"No hanky panky or it's jail for you" 

Do he pulled them all out 

Just as fast as he could chew 

Ain't it amazing what love can do 

Ain't it amazing what love can do 

I swear every word of my tale is true 

You better be careful, it could happen to you 

Nobody knows where true love grows 

'Til they stand in someone else's shoes 

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Good God Almighty, it's a funny old world 

Boys will be boys and girls'll be girls 

The whole darn thing is just one big zoo 

And it's amazing what love can do 

It's amazing what love can do 

It's amazing what love can do