My Autobiography Lyrics - Janis Ian

I know you and I'll agree 

What this world needs is a lot more me 

Well, I have got the remedy 

Gonna write my autobiography 

I've led a fascinating life 

Had a husband and a wife 

But you will truly be amazed 

At just how humble I have stayed 

Enough about me, let's talk about you 

What do you think of me? 

You must feel such gratitude 

That you will get to read my autobiography 

My life doesn't have a very good plot 

Guess I'll have to lie a lot 

Should be easy to make things up 

There's no one left to call my bluff 

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A lot of my old friends have passed on 

The rest did drugs and their memory's gone 

So I'll write my own history 

In my autobiography 

I'll say I slept with a Kennedy 

Don't remember which one 

They all looked the same to me 

Or they did when we got done 

Maybe they'll film it for TV 

I wonder who they'll cast as me 

Should be somebody I look like 

Sigourney Weaver'd be all right 

Gonna be hard to deal with fame 

Once the whole world knows my name 

But I'll stay humble and grateful 

To all the little people like you 

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A thousand pages more of me 

And all I've said and done 

It will be my legacy 

And that's just volume one 

Of my autobiography